To all the boys I’ve met on dating apps

It’s safe to say I’ve had my fair share of experience with dating apps. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge… At one time or another I have swiped through each with varying degrees of success and despair and added 

Over the years I’ve met some characters that have made for excellent stories that I’ve loved sharing with my friends. And these are just a few of my favourites….



The one who was a vegan but didn’t eat cold food

Seriously, I have no idea how he’s managed to survive so long.


The one who was just SO busy

Even though he practically begged me to go out with him, it turns out I “met him at a really busy period of his life” and actually he just doesn’t have the time right now but he does still REALLY like me but yeah, he’s just really busy. Mmm, ok hun.


The one who was afraid of commitment

A particular favourite – he wanted a girlfriend but only on his terms and so long as it didn’t interfere with his football commitments…


The one who moved to another city

How do you know when a guy is just not that into you? When he ups and moves 100s of miles just to get away. Ouch!


The one who tried to make everything sexual

Me: I hate bike riding, it’s so uncomfortable

Him: I don’t mind, in fact I love a bit of anal pain. 

Me: …..


The one who couldn’t carry on a conversation

You know you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel when you’re telling them about the time you complained to Wagamama on twitter and got a free voucher.


Have you met anyone “interesting” on dating apps? Let me know! 




1 Comment

  1. October 9, 2019 / 8:11 pm

    This made me giggle!! At least you’ve got the funny stories from it 🙊

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